Showing posts with label Me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Me. Show all posts

October 11, 2007

A Change Will Do You Good

Just as Sheryl Crow hypothesised many years ago, a change will do me good. From October 14 this blog will indeed be changing. Nothing terribly drastic, just a new URL is all. The new blog will be this one << clicky clicky! Obviously this present encarnation of Stale Popcorn will continue to exist on the information super highway (how long has it been since you heard that?) and I will be regularly linking back to entries, much like I do now, but I have decided the time has come to make this crazy thing more formal.

So, yes, on October 14 - the same date as the start of my 100 Greatest Movie Posters countdown - the new home of Stale Popcorn will be http://stalepopcornau.blogspot.com bookmark it or whatever it is that you do and I hope to see you there.

This will be probably be my last entry on this URL as I have places to go, people to see and things to do between now and then (it is my birthday on Saturday after all). Come next week it will be:

STALE POPCORN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


Or something like that. Ciao.

October 9, 2007

Word Verify finally has it's rewards (also, My Hair! My Hair!)

I was over at My New Plaid Pants replying, quite obviously, to an entry about Arcade Fire when I came across this lovely word verification tag. For far too long I have had to enter ungodly combinations of letters like "pdajhdfffcm" and not enough with actual words like the one below. It made me giggle, like whenever somebody has a word that isn't meant to be rude but has rude connotations.


Kind of scary though was that at the moment I realised the VV said "rump" I was listening to Pete Shelley's "Homosapien" on iTunes. If you are unaware of that 1981 song (from Shelley's Homosapien album) it was actually banned on the BBC due to homosexual suggestions in the lyrics. "Homo superior in my interior", anyone?

And, yes, as the image states, I did cut my hair off. It's only a "four" at the moment. If I decide I like it (i'm still not entire sure, but it thankfully wasn't the disaster I was anticipating) I could even go shorter down to a "two". Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps...


Dodgy photo, but for now it's all I'm posing for right now.

October 8, 2007

Lindsay Watch

Teehee. I took the following screengrab from my Facebook profile. It's of a feature called "Lindsay Watch" with updates on where everyone's favourite coked out Utah-residing stripper wannabe is. I found it on the page of supreme earth being Adem (of I'm Always Right - read it, he's a hoot) and promptly added it to my profile even though I'm sort of over Linday.


Also, if there are any readers from Geelong on here then you should definitely listen to 94.7 the Pulse on Friday nights between 8 and 10 as Adem hosts the Inside Splinters show dedicated to extending his love to pop music onto unsuspecting tourists and university crammers. With Adem doing the Inside Splinters show on air and the equivilent columb in Forte alongside my obviously pop-favoured music reviews in the same mag it's like we're a rag tag team of pop obsessives slowly trying to convert this lowly town over to the throws of popdome.

So, Adem, when am I gonna be able to come in and rock out with you?

:)

I have it! Right here! Right now! In my weird claw-like hands! Man, my thumb looks huge.


I should have a judgment in approximately 50 minutes.

Nudge Wink

You know, that wishlist widget in the sidebar is there for a reason. It's my birthday in six days and I feel oddly non-fussed by it. I was hoping to go into Melbourne and see the sing-a-long version of Hairspray, but I don't think that's going to pan out. Also, I'm oddly fascinated by maltesers at the moment. I just can't. stop. eating them. They've taken over my desk! I even took a photo just for the sake of taking one and am now showing you!


And then I was reminded of when I was in NYC last year and I was walking down... Broadway? I'm not sure. I think it was opposite Macy's! Of Bloomingdales! Or some building that had a sign on it, I'm not entirely sure. But, anyway, I was walking down this street in New York City (my, how I love remember I was ever in that city) and saw:

THE LARGEST PACKET OF SKITTLES I HAD EVER SEEN

So, naturally, I took a photo, which doesn't even begin to describe how giant that packet of skittles was. When the brother saw the photo on the tiny little camera screen he was all "Christ, that's a big bag of skittles!" Correct he was. Oh, and here's the photo.


Lastly in this entirely random and, for the most part, incoherent gargle of wasted words, I am considering shaving my head. Not entirely bald because, er, not even I want to see my scalp. Buuuut, I've been thinking about it and was going to ask some friends last night as I remembered my hairdresser appointment on Tuesday but they (and I) had been drinking and, well, that's not a decision to make when consuming alcohol. But, yeah, not bald. Just really cropped short? Like, er... Rob Thomas? I dunno. Who else has that style? I dunno.

I'm terrible though. The reason I never ever do anything out of the ordinary with my hair is because I fear if it goes wrong then I have at least one month of being stuck with a bad haircut and there's nothing I could do about it. I think it's a legitimate concern, don't you? Hmmmph. DILEMMAS!

I think I'm gonna go to sleep now because I'm acting weird. Before I go, here is a picture of my boyfriend sticking his tongue out at Undertow director David Gordon Green. Uh-huh.

September 28, 2007

Away

I'm not here for about 48 hours, I'm afraid. I'm going out for dinner now and then I've got work at 6.30am (yay!) and after that am heading straight over to my friend's place to watch Geelong take on the Port Adelaide Power in the AFL Grand Final and then, most likely, will be braving the pub scene whether we win or lose. And then Sunday is "the morning after" followed by work.

I could be in a very good mood when I return, or could not. It's up to Harley, Ablett, Ling, Ottens, Bartel, Scarlett, Corey and co to decide that.

In my absense you may watch the new video for Alicia Keys' amazing "No One". The video isn't anything mindblowing or anything like that - it shows that Alicia is a great singer and not a great lipsyncer - but the song itself is obviously one of the year's very best. Somehow Alicia has managed to change her voice, so that's something to think about! Methinks she's been burying herself into the Winfield Golds!

The part where she's all "oh oh oh oh oh" is particularly amazing.

September 9, 2007

Things I Did Today

  • Ate an apple.


  • Saw two good movies.


  • Met Greg McLean.


  • Ate a hotdog with fries and a cherry coke at that crazy '50s diner on Toorak and Chapel


  • Watched Geelong kick arse in the footy and win by over 100 points.


  • Napped.


  • Got sick.


  • Saw what I never though I would, with someone singing The Gossip's "Standing in the Way of Control" on Australian Idol


  • Cooked pasta.

And that's about it, really.

September 8, 2007

Update?

Sorry about the lack of updates lately. I'm tres busy with movie watching, work, friends and family members in hospital, napping, general social activities and the like. On Monday I'll have write ups from the last of my AFI screenings including the much anticipated Rogue from Wolf Creek director Greg McLean. I'm seeing the highly-touted arthouse box-office phenom The Jammed on Tuesday and will have some words on that. Plus I will finally get around to starting that countdown thing I've been mentioning in bits and pieces for the last few weeks.

I also saw Ratatouille tonight and it's very good. I'm seeing Hairspray next week IN GOLD CLASS and I'm very very excited - my two big anticipated "summer" movies finally arriving. Yay.

I did get to meet Paul from Melbourne Film Blog today at the AFI screening of (the horrendous) West, so that was pretty awesome. How horrendous is West? Quite horrendous, actually. So "quite horrendous" in fact that I thought to myself "Fuck it! I'm giving it an F!" because I can't think of one redeeming feature about it other than "Khan Chittenden has nice stubble." Which he does. And that's about it.

Anyway, until I get to write something again here is the new Sugababes video. It's for the song "About You Now", which I've discussed earlier, from their upcoming album Change. It's.. umm... well, it's better than the "Song 4 Mutya" video, so it's got that going for it. And the three 'babes look good (Ammelle especially). I'm not really sure what anything in the video has to do with anything else though. And there's bits in the song that aren't in the radio version. Annoying? Yes. I had learned the song back-to-front and then they go and change it up on me. THANKS A LOT!

September 7, 2007

Not Cool!

You know what's not cool? Collapsing in a city street at 3 in the morning due to an asthma attack. How lame is that? Not due to massive intoxication, no. But, asthma! Asthma must be the silliest health problem imaginable. And I felt even sillier because I was out having fun with a friend who's going into hospital on Monday for life-altering surgery and I'm there collapsing and complaining about how I can't breath.

L-A-M-E

August 23, 2007

The Sitar Player's Humble Abode

I was bored tonight after watching Sleepless on Seattle, which I had recorded on the DVR (VHS? What is it?) so I took photos of my bedroom, naturally. I needed photographic evidence of what it once looked like, anyway, so why not let you all see? Obviously they can all be clicked and made larger.


Picture number 1 is of my amazing Jamie Bell/Chumscrubber door hanger. It personally makes me feel as if Jamie is telling people to stay out because we're having hot sex discussing poetry. Second picture is right next to the door. It's a poster of East of Eden (double sided with Rebel Without a Cause, but I have that poster hanging directly to the left of me at the computer so I can forever be in it's presense). I also have a West Side Story hanger, which I adore and three random ebay purchased Mulholland Drive sketches. And, yes, they are three SpongeBob SquarePants plush dolls. I bought them at the Show (or the "county fair" for you American folks). To the left there is my Psycho poster and a small collection of random movie flyers that I have picked up from cinemas over the years. I also had my Price Is Right sticker on there, but it fell off one day and I didn't realise until it got sucked up by the vacuum cleaner. :/


First here is my big James Dean poster that hangs above my bed. I got it for my 21st birthday from Mick and Ryan (aka, awesome people, even if Mick is actually a munchkin from the Lollipop Guild). Obviously it's signed by James Dean himself because there's no way they'd sell something with his autograph manufactured onto it. Right? RIGHT?! And, yes, that is a little bit of a Birth poster on the left there.


Next is my computer desk. Things that you may be able to see on my desk:

A computer screen

Speakers

A modem

About 50 CDs including Bruce Springsteen, Amy Winehouse, Prince, Natalie Imbruglia and the soundtracks to Marie Antoinette and Hallam Foe, which doesn't have a case. I really should try and find that case.

Batteries.

The small poster for In The Company of Actors that I picked up at MIFF while waiting to be let into a cinema. The movie is a doco about Cate Blanchett and Hugo Weaving preparing for their New York performances of Hedda Gabler. I didn't see the movie at MIFF, but I wanted to. I keep meaning to scan the poster in. Oh well.

An I♥NY mousepad.

My AFI Members guide to the film festival.

A half empty box of chalk.

A rubber band.


This is what's on top of my desk. There's an iPod box, a Spirited Away fan, a Moulin Rouge! mug, several movie-related books (such as two different editions of 1001 Movies to See Before You Die), Lord of the Rings collectable figures (they came with the box!), Ralph Lauren Blue cologne, Bvlgari cologne, a fake Academy Award, the lower half of a Breakfast Club poster and my very own UMA Statue (#101/600 thank you very much people who bought it for my birthday).


Shoes! And gross old thongs (er, flip-flops you guys) and a satchel. I'm not sure why I took this photo, actually. Hmmm.


SOPHIE! I love my Sophie. She randomly decided she'd get inside my closet and sit on my clothes (thanks a bunch), but it was so freakin' adorable that I needed to take a photo (which is what started my whole photo-taking thing this evening). As you can also see I have a blue and a light yellow shirt in my collection - how mysterious.

A note from the editor:

I will be out of the office for a few days this weekend so unless I desperately feel the urge to find an internet cafe you won't be hearing from me until Sunday evening. I have eight (count 'em !EIGHT!) movies to see in Melbourne this weekend as part of the AFI Festival of Film so I'm staying up there on Friday and Saturday night. I'll be wrecked by the end of it, but it'll be worth it. Unless, of course, movies of the considerable, ahem quality like Footy Legends or Solo are there. In which case I'll be throwing things at the screen. One of the films I'm seeing (The Final Winter) is about rugby, so I am already incredibly wary, considering the debacle that Footy Legends was.

Wish me luck, and I'll inform you all on how it went down come Monday.

August 16, 2007

Five Random Observations/Thoughts

I'm terrified of clowns. I refuse to watch It because of it. The only clown I like is the one Bill Murray plays in Quick Change, but it helps that Quick Change is hilarious and brilliant. But, you know what's even worse than clowns. Clowns with painted on frowns. I mean, really. And today my supervisor mentioned clowns and then I had the clown theme music stuck in my head for ages and then all I could think of was how do they get so many clowns in those tiny cars?!?

Today I had a really bizarre moment at work. I started speaking in am American accent. Only three words ("where are you"). I'm not sure how, it just came out that way and it felt incredibly strange and I didn't like it. I'm not used to pronouncing my Rs so predominantly. Needless to say I snapped right out of it and went on my merry way. Next perhaps I'll start saying "tuna fish" (is it not tuna if you don't say "fish"?) and be wanting to go to summer camp.

I have two scars on my face that I don't remember getting. I have a vertical one above my left eyebrow and one horizontal one under my bottom lip. They're not very prominent at all, but I still wish I knew how they got there!

I'd really like someone to take a screengrab of that moment in Inland Empire where Laura Dern runs at the camera with that horrified look on her face. And how long will it be for David Lynch to make another movie, I wonder?

The Crying Game is amazing.

That's all.

August 6, 2007

I'm Back Like The Spice Girls!

I'm even going on a world tour! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

I had a massive weekend, what with my going away to The Grampions for a few days with friends and then one hour after returning from the three-hour car ride I had to catch a train to Melbourne to see some MIFF screenings (Bella and Ils). And today I had to go do stuff as well. And I have to go to Melbourne tomorrow, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Needless to say, I'll be a wreck by the end of the week!

But it's good to be back.

August 1, 2007

Out of Control

Unfortunately I had to cancel my attendance at the screening of Control today due to my prolonged illness. Thankfully today's session was sold out, but the second session (on the 11th of August) was not so it was just a matter of cancelling today and booking instead for the 11th. I wish I could've gone to the one today because it was at the Regent Theatre, compared to the Forum Theatre. The Forum has absolutely atrocious seats quite frankly. I'm not sure how they can even use that place as a venue, but oh well.

This sickness of mine has morphed from having me shaking and unable to walk to now merely being a really bad case of a cold (I've been through nearly two boxes of tissues in two days). I'm heading away for a few days on a trip to the Grampians so you won't be getting anything from me (I don't use a laptop) until I get back (Monday). Hopefully I'll be able to give you guys something to chew on before I leave on Friday though. Surely my brain can function enough for that.

Once I get back however I intend to start a countdown. 100-1 of sorts. But I'm not telling you what of. It's not "top 100 movies" or performances though.

Ciao.

July 29, 2007

Blah

I returned home last night from my screening of The Witnesses at MIFF feeling incredibly sick and I'm not doing much better today so unless something particularly grabs me there'll be nothing more from me except a total of about 10 words about said Witnesses in the MIFF guide below.

Also, I did see The Simpsons Movie yesterday and I very much enjoyed it, even if it wasn't the greatest cinematic venture known to mankind. But, yes, Spider-Pig still kills these many months after first viewing it. Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Shame it can't be nominated for the Best Original Song oscar, huh? I was happy to see it grossed just under $30mil on it's first day and that it looks set to make over $70mil for the whole weekend. Puts those disappointing returns discussions to rest now, doesn't it?

July 24, 2007

Don't Act Like I Never Told Ya

So, apologies must go out because I can guarantee that postings may be lighter than normal over the next few weeks. I have a lot on these next few weeks as opposed to usual, which is nothing. I have two film festivals between now and the end of August, I have concerts (Sarah Blasko tonight omg!), birthdays, social engagements, I'm going away for a few days to the Grampians (which means I had to change some of my MIFF screenings, sadly) plus work and other things like that so I may not be constantly in the mood, ya know?

I'll try and update things whenever I can/want. I'm going to keep an entry towards the top of my thoughts on the 13 films I'm seeing at MIFF, plus the films I see at the AFI festival (the one where I get to see all the Australian films released this year). So I'll be around, but just know that if I don't post for a few days it's because I have a life (and you, perhaps, do not, which is why you're checking here every day. Am I right? AM I RIGHT?.

I kid, I kid.

To make up for it here is the video for Kanye West's new (amazing) song called "Stronger", which I'm sure you're already seen many times and are addicted to. Not only does the video have Kanye in full on Akira mode (amazing) there's the fact that the song is brilliant and, possibly, the best thing he's ever done. A lot of that brilliant must be conceded by Kanye though because of the sample used. There are five words that I can use to sum up why this song is so amazing.

KANYE WEST SAMPLES DAFT PUNK


Uh-huh. Who knew "Bigger Better Faster Stronger" would prove to be even more amazing?!

July 13, 2007

Phew! (and other MIFF-related info)

THANK GOD FOR THAT!


This is (most of) my Melbourne International Film Festival schedule as of right now. I basically didn't give a rat's arse what I got as long as I had Inland Empire on there AND I DO OMG! The August 7 screening at ACMI, so I'm mucho happy. As the clock ticked 11am the site still wasn't working and then it wouldn't let me do anything for fifteen minutes so I was panicking. It just kept coming up with "ONLINE SALES CLOSED" and I just couldn't do anything. But, yes, thankfully it all worked out and I'm booked for all the movies I really wanted to see bar one. I was a stupid idiot and forgot all about David Gordon Green's Snow Angels. By the time I finally remembered I had already maxxed out my pass. I would have substituted it for Control, but it was too late. Oh well. Maybe I could still swap it? I'll see. I would have tried to see Eyton Fox's The Bubble as well, but I can deal.


The only movie that isn't listed on the above grid is a film called The Witnesses, which sounded good in The Age MIFF guide.

I'm happy about my selections. I got the higher-profile director films that I was dying to see like Lynch's Inland Empire, Bela Tarr's The Man From London and Lars von Trier's The Boss of It All. Plus some other ones I was less-familiar with, but which sound great like Bella (won TIFF's People's Choice Award), The Untouchable (woman tries to find her Indian father), Night (An Australian documentary) and The Witnesses (GLBT-themed mystery... I think). I even have some French horror (Ils), two acclaimed Asian films (Syndromes and a Century, despite my friend Simon trying to tell me not to see it, and Still Life), and Savage Grace by Tom Kalin with Julianne Moore(!!!).

For me it all starts July 27 (that's exactly two weeks from today) so omgyay! I may try and see

July 12, 2007

Heads Up

Just a heads up. If I suddenly disappear for a week in the coming month or so it's because my computer has exploded and I have died. Or... just the first part. My computer has been playing up and freezing a lot and I think I smell burning(!!!) so, yeah, just so you know.

July 9, 2007

I Should Be So Lucky

You know what's never not awesome? Winning free passes to movies! Even oscure Australian movies that I had never heard of before actually entering the competition. Super.

July 8, 2007

The Meme That Won't Die!!!

This is now the third time I've been tagged for that meme where you have yo reveal 8 facts about myself. Geez.

1. My worst birthday ever was when I turned 19 and I had Bells Palsy. On my actual birthday I couldn't eat anything because I had to go to hospital and get scans on my brain. I was majorly down in the dumps that day. Bells Palsy is not something fun to have.

2. I have a framed copy of Prince's Purple Rain on vinyl hanging on my wall.

3. I'm allergic to hazlenuts and walnuts. I go into anaphylaxis (specifically angioedema) whenever I come into contact with them.

4. My favourite flavour of Baskin Robbins ice-cream is Chocolate Mousse Royale.

5. I'm really into Dignity by Hilary Duff at the moment. It's better than the last album by Paul McCartney, thank you very much.

6. Earlier today I had a really great nap. It was the greatest moment of all time.

7. I love Chloe Sevigny and two years ago I saw her walking down a Melbourne street. She was in town for the Melbourne Cup and she was in the city doing shopping and she was surrounded by guards and I saw her and I nearly yelled out at her, but I chose not to.

8. Bride of Chucky is hilarious and if you don't like it then you're dead inside.

I'm not tagging anyone (again), because I don't want to inflict that on people.

Getting Ready to Watch a Scary Movie...

This is my entry for The Performance That Changed My Life Blog-a-Thon over at All About My Movies, run by the delightful Emma.



An eleven and a half minute cameo may not be a typical selection for something as epic-in-scope as "the performance that changed my life", but I found it hard to think of a particular performance that changed the way I viewed movies or the craft as acting in general. I found the movies themselves are what have changed my life, and I've discussed them before (but I can't be bothered digging around the archives).

So instead I took a bit of a detour. I decided upon a specific scene that changed my life and that scene would be the opening sequence of Wes Craven's 1996 horror comedy thriller Scream. The film, which single handedly reinvigorated the horror genre (whether you like it or not), was ingenius in it's casting of the character of Casey Becker - a blonde seemingly all-American high schooler with a football jock boyfriend ("He's big! And he plays football! And he'll kick the shit out of you!") with a penchant for scary movies ("Halloween! You know, the one with the guy in the white mask who walks around and stalks babysitters.").


For a role that is actually just over eleven minutes long the makers decided to cast Drew Barrymore. She who was once a huge star as a child before descending into a drug-fuelled chasm. By the time Scream came around she was slowly making her way back into the mainsteam and it was these eleven and a half minutes that have pretty much solidified her place back in the world of film making.


The scene in question is a classic and created now a stock-standard slasher tradition - the opening scene murder. Usually played by an attractive well-known actress who becomes the first victim of the film's murderous villain. The scene in Scream is so incredibly scary and shocking in it's means (gutting? really?!) that upon watching it on VHS back in 1997 on a sick day from school (the mother had hired it out and I just happened to be in the room while she watched it) I was riveted. It struck me. It hit me at a core. Remember, I would have only been 12 at the time, too.


But you may be saying to yourself "it's not the performance!" but, oh - it most certainly is. Or, the performance is at least a major part of it, anyway. If I was to do an UMA award presentation for 1996 I would probably go as far as to nominate Barrymore for Best Supporting Actress (but, I would need to see more contenders first). If Judi Dench can win an Oscar for 8 minutes, then Drew Barrymore can be nominated for an UMA for eleven and change!


Barrymore puts so much into this small part that is transcends being a mere "opening scene murder" and becomes one of the scariest scenes in cinema history. The sight of nosey ol' Gertie from ET playing wicked games ("Jason! Jason!") on the phone with a mysterious hidden voice is fuckin' freaky, alright?! And if Barrymore sounds legitimately terrified it's because she is. Wes Craven actually threatened to murder a puppy just so she could look geniunely frightened. How sick is that?! I guess it worked though. There is pure terror in her eyes.


The reason though as to why Barrymore's performance (probably the best of her career, just fyi) changed my life is because of the effect it instantly had on me. This scene, this performance - as I said - instantly grabbed me. It got me hook, like and sinker. I continued watching this movie with the sort of hyper-scared enthusiasm that I think only younger people can have. I still get it after watching it more than one hundred times (I watched it once a day for about two months in 1997. I wore out the VHS for sure). I had seen movies before this that you could call "scary", but upon watching this one my eyes opened. "You can do this in a movie?" (I suspect this is the only reasoning for the continued Saw franchise, natch) I wondered how it was possible to elicit such a reaction from me. How could watching Barrymore fight for her life charge me up so much? I scared myself for a bit when watching it.


Scream lead me down a garden path to a place where I am today. After watching this movie I was intrigued as every other budding movie buff is around that age - "What else is out there?" My household soon got the crazy program of sorts called "The Internet" and it was because of Scream - and because of those eleven minutes - that lead me to seek out places on the Internet that could satiate my desire to know everything. I discovered websites such as IMDb, Dark Horizons and the like. I devoured film information. What movies were coming out, what movies were being made, who was being cast in what. I spent hours just letting my brain soak it all up. Those were the early stages of the film nerd I am now.


After the release of Scream 2 (a movie I like even more than the first) I started to visit forums about the franchise. I met a lot of fans. We discussed what could happen in Scream 3 (including who would be the opening scene murder, of course) alongside many other things Scream and non-Scream related. Many of them I am still friends with today. One of them, Jen, from Sydney is holidaying in Melbourne next week and we're catching up (we're going to the Pixar Exhibit at ACMI, funnily enough). Another, Jo, came all the way from Perth just to celebrate my 21st with me, and I've met others from California, Alaska, Sydney and somewhere in Holland, plus I've had the pleasure of knowing many others from all over Australia, America, England and various other places. So it changed my life in a personal sense as well.


It also got me writing from a young age, a past-time that I continue to this very day (clearly) and that I wish to persue as a career of some sort throughout my life. I began writing silly horror movies about killers on the set of a movie (which would, curiously, go on to be the plot of Scream 3) and other horror movie ripoffs - all of which would feature an opening scene murder. But nothing I, nor anybody else - professional or not - could ever compare to what Craven, Kevin Williamson (the writer) and Barrymore achieved in the opening of Scream. I may have been a sick twisted fifteen-year-old, but I'm fairly sure I wouldn't have liked Hostel then, either!


Barrymore's performance more than anything opening my eyes to what a person could do on screen. She made me feel for a character that I only knew for eleven minutes. It gave me an expectation for the future. If someone is capable of this in the short amount of time that they had, and in a slasher film no less, then why should I expect any less? It's not my favourite performance of all time, or one of my top 20 or 50 or whatever, but it was a vital part in (cue Thomas Newman score) The Evolution of Me... Coming to cinemas July 14.

I could post the final image of Barrymore in Scream, but it's tres gruesome (ENTRAILS! BLOOD!) so I'll exorcise good taste and leave it at that.