Harry Potter < Girl Aloud

You know, some people get excited about the new Harry Potter book. Me? I get excited about a new song by Girl Aloud. It's called "Sexy! No No No..." and it's amazing.

Just ignore the video portion as it's a radio rip placed over the top of something else. Still, it's amazing.



Also, in more pop news Paris Hilton is recording a new album. Quite frankly, I personally couldn''t care less that it was PARIS HILTON and that she (shock!horror!) paid good producers to give her good songs and instead care that there were, as said, good songs. "I Want You" and "Nothing in This World" were both A-M-A-Z-I-N-G and there were several other good tracks on Paris' first album, which I discussed last year. Let us remember that All Music gave that album 4.5/5.

I need to replicate this reply on the PopJustice forums because it's, simply put, the greatest reply ever typed on a forum. Period. ...or, well, maybe not but it's close!

Paris should cover Marianne Faithfull''s WHY D''YA DO IT? in full uncensored manner.

That is the only circumstance whereby I am buying a Paris Hilton record.

That would be amazing.

I know, right?!

Paris, Burnt to the Ground

I'm not going to comment much about the hilarious news, but let's face it - if our entire world were a sitcom (think Once More With Feeling but with a laughtrack) then the effeminite gay lawyer would stamp his hot pink gavell down and say "45 days in prison for driving without a licence... and CRIMES AGAINST FASHION!" or something cutting like that. Still. This is all sort of funny. Apparently the judge was "pathetic" (according to her mother) because, ya know, he actually gave a celebrity what for, which in California is about as common as an Eskimo in Tijuana. The end.

*world implodes*

Fuck global warming, this is the event that will forever change our planet. I personally love how I named the file parishiltonjudidench01.jpg as if this freak of nature occurence is ever likely to happen again.