May 6, 2007
Paris, Burnt to the Ground
I'm not going to comment much about the hilarious news, but let's face it - if our entire world were a sitcom (think Once More With Feeling but with a laughtrack) then the effeminite gay lawyer would stamp his hot pink gavell down and say "45 days in prison for driving without a licence... and CRIMES AGAINST FASHION!" or something cutting like that. Still. This is all sort of funny. Apparently the judge was "pathetic" (according to her mother) because, ya know, he actually gave a celebrity what for, which in California is about as common as an Eskimo in Tijuana. The end.