March 23, 2007

Movie Haikus

Because my fingers are feeling like they don't want to type much, here are some haiku's somehow resembling reviews. Enjoy.


The Notorious Bettie Page, dir. Harron
The great Gretchen Mol
Unfocused, but looks so swell
What's with the colour?
B-


The Good German, dir. Soderbergh
The great Cate Blanchett
Unfocused, technical marvel
George Clooney mis-cast
B


L'Enfant, dir. Dardenne & Dardenne
Typical arthouse
Great performances, blah plot
Fake baby was funny
C+


Suburban Mayhem, dir. Goldman
The great Emily B
Gets lost in the second half
Coke-injected rush
B-

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3 comments:

Paxton Hernandez said...

Typical arthouse
Great performances, blah plot
Fake baby was funny


Fake baby was funny, hahahaha LOL!

This is THE best review I've read on this film. People need to seriously get over this kind of arthouse sh!t. Now.

Kamikaze Camel said...

When I say "typical arthouse" I mean the aesthetics and all that sort of stuff. But, yeah, I was a bit over it by the end.

But the fake baby kept me entertained.

RC said...

i haven't seen the infant yet, but felt like it had some excitement on the part of a few people and so i cue'd it up to watch...

your review sounds "real" and has demoted me...ah the power of a few words.