Movie Haikus

Because my fingers are feeling like they don't want to type much, here are some haiku's somehow resembling reviews. Enjoy.


The Notorious Bettie Page, dir. Harron
The great Gretchen Mol
Unfocused, but looks so swell
What's with the colour?
B-


The Good German, dir. Soderbergh
The great Cate Blanchett
Unfocused, technical marvel
George Clooney mis-cast
B


L'Enfant, dir. Dardenne & Dardenne
Typical arthouse
Great performances, blah plot
Fake baby was funny
C+


Suburban Mayhem, dir. Goldman
The great Emily B
Gets lost in the second half
Coke-injected rush
B-

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