Dear Helen Mirren,
Please stop stealing all of my awards. I worked really really hard to give the performance I gave this year, and then you come along and start winning everything. And I do mean everything. It’s disheartening. I probably won’t ever be that good again, but you’re fantastic in everything you do. Why you gotta be such a meanie. It’s not fair. I know the nomination is the real honour, but bitch please! I deserve that statue on my mantle. You were great though. Just… you know. I was better.
With Love Always,
Penélope Cruz
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