November 11, 2006

Pluck a big fat turkey


Oh, Lindsay. You really do like to test my patience, don't you? That was clearly one of the dumbest movies I've seen in a long time. It's a good thing I've already seen you give a delightful performance in the delightfully delightful A Prairie Home Companion to know that my faith in you isn't all going down the shitter. But, my god Lindsay, you have got to fire your agent. Next time you decide to make a romantic comedy PLEASE don't do one that involves the transferal of good and bad luck via kissing. And here's a general rule of thumb: If your romantic comedy has a "poo poo" joke in the opening scene then RUN. Run far far away. D+

1 comment:

Emma said...

Uh-huh. Shit is the only word to describe this movie.