Tom Cruise = Christ. NO BULLSHIT!

Click the picture to your left to read one of the funniest things of this short year so far. It's a pisser. I read it in today's Herald Sun. Not only is Tom Cruise a scientology Christ figure, but judging from that photo he's in pre-production on a sequel to Coneheads. That's nice of him. Dan Ackroyd needs a hit these days.

The main reason why I love the Internet

We get hysterical news stories such as this from the IMDb

Cruise Planning Scientology Movie Starring Ex-Spice Girl?

Tom Cruise may be planning to follow in the footsteps of John Travolta and make a movie based on the ideas of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. According to the London Daily Star, Cruise has already cast former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham, the wife of soccer star David Beckham, to star in the movie, titled The Thetan in the role of an "alien bride." In Hubbard's thinking, "the thetan" is the spiritual part of man that advances from one lifetime to the next, inhabiting the minds and bodies of generations of individuals. According to the tabloid, Cruise is financing the movie on his own after the major studios rejected it. Travolta's $73-million movie based on Hubbard's sci-fi novel Battlefield Earth was a major flop, grossing just $21 million at the domestic box office.

I can't believe I was away from this shit for an entire week! I was missing out. This stuff is like crack to me.

OMG

I think I just broke a rib, laughing so much. !!! OMG BLOG !!! gets 10 gold stars for that one.