Oh man, how did they come up with this stuff. This poster is sort of hilarious, isn't it? I made fun a while back of The Reaping's poster with it's ridiculously long tag line, but this one is just funny. Not only do they give us one tag line that's a funny rip off of Jaws II, they give us a second ripper! "The five people believed to have drowned here never even made it past the SAND!" So much exposition, so little space.
