February 1, 2007

Vintage Poster: Blood Beach


JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE WATER... YOU CAN'T GET TO IT.


Oh man, how did they come up with this stuff. This poster is sort of hilarious, isn't it? I made fun a while back of The Reaping's poster with it's ridiculously long tag line, but this one is just funny. Not only do they give us one tag line that's a funny rip off of Jaws II, they give us a second ripper! "The five people believed to have drowned here never even made it past the SAND!" So much exposition, so little space.

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JA said...

Wow that poster brings me back to being like 13 and going to the crappy videostor in the middle of nowhere outside my hometown and staring at the horror section with all the weird titles I'd never heard of. I do believe they had that poster hanging on the wall.

JavierAG said...

Lmao, must see alert anyone?

Kamikaze Camel said...

I think so. But, then again, I don't want no mass hysteria! Just imagine the drama when the issue of sinking sand gets out. It'll be a PR nightmare.