Entirely Random and Unimportant Razzie Predictions

Because I'm bored and I like torturing myself by wading through the murky depths of filth. But, I didn't even look into the movies still to be released, these are just from the movies already released in 2007! Scary though, huh? We'd barely be able to get a passable Oscar lineup by this time, but the Razzies have enough for two ceremonies!


WORST PICTURE
Daddy Day Camp
Hostel Part II
I Know Who Killed Me
Norbit
Who's Your Caddy?

Or Evan Almighty or Delta Farce or Hannibal Rising or The Reaping or Captivity or...

WORST DIRECTOR
Roland Joffe, Captivity
Brian Robbins, Norbit
Eli Roth, Hostel Part II
Fred Savage, Daddy Day Camp
Chris Silvertson, I Know Who Killed Me

Or Joel Schumacher (The Number 23) or CB Harding (Delta Farce) or Don Michael Hall (Who's Your Caddy?) or Brett Ratner (Rush Hour 3) or Tyler Perry (Daddy's Little Girls) or...

WORST ACTOR
Nicolas Cage, Ghost Rider and Next
Jim Carrey, The Number 23
Cuba Gooding Jr, Daddy Day Camp
Eddie Murphy, Norbit
Robin Williams, Licence to Wed

Or John Travolta (Wild Hogs) or Steve Carell (Evan Almighty) or Antwan Andre Patton (Who's Your Caddy?) or Larry the Cable Guy (Delta Farce) or Bruce Willis (Perfect Stranger) Ice Cube (Are We Done Yet?) or Chris Rock (I Think I Love My Wife) or...

WORST ACTRESS
Jessica Alba, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Elisha Cuthbert, Captivity
Nicole Kidman, The Invasion
Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me and Georgie Rule
Eddie Murphy, Norbit

Or Diane Keaton (Because I Said So) or Hilary Swank (The Reaping and Freedom Writers) or Halle Berry (Perfect Stranger) or Sandra Bullock (Premonition) or John Travolta (Hairspray) or...

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Cuba Gooding Jr, Norbit
Ray Liotta, Wild Hogs
Rob Schneider, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Justin Timberlake, Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan
Jon Voight, Bratz: The Movie

Or David Hasslehoff (Kickin' it Old School) or Robert DeNiro (Stardust) or Wes Bentley (Ghost Rider) or Roman Polanski (Rush Hour 3...

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Felicity Huffman, Georgia Rule
Virginia Madsen, The Number 23
Heather Matarazzo, Hostel Part II
Julia Ormand, I Know Who Killed Me
Bijou Phillips, Hostel Part II

Or Sharon Stone (Alpha Dog) or Gong Li (Hannibal Rising) or Meg Ryan (In the Land of Women) or...

WORST SCREENPLAY
Daddy Day Camp
I Know Who Killed Me
Norbit
The Number 23
Wild Hogs

Or Fantastic Four or Hostel Part II or Captivity or Hannibal Rising or I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry or Evan Almighty or Who's Your Caddy? or Epic Movie or Georgia Rule or...

WORST REMAKE OR RIP-OFF
Are We Done Yet? (Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House)
Freedom Writers (Dangerous Minds)
The Invasion (Invasion of the Body Snatchers)
I Think I Love My Wife (Chloe in the Afternoon)
Who's Your Caddy? (Caddyshack)

Or The Hitcher (The Hitcher) or Perfect Stranger (lame thrillers from the 1980s), I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (do they know it's a ripoff from Strange Bedfellows?) or Becoming Jane (Pride & Prejudice) or Disturbia (Rear Window) or...

WORST SEQUEL OR PREQUEL
Daddy Day Care
Evan Almighty
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Hannibal Rising
Hostel Part II

Or Spider-Man 3 or Pirates of the Caribbean 3 or Shrek the Third or Rush Hour 3 or TMNT or The Hills Have Eyes 2 or...

WORST EXCUSE FOR FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT
Are We Done Yet?
Bratz
Daddy Day Camp
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Wild Hogs

Or Nancy Drew or Evan Almighty or Licence to Wed or Shrek the Third or Firehouse Dog or Pride

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Cuba Gooding Jr and Whoever is sharing the screen with him, Daddy Day Camp
Lindsay Lohan and herself, I Know Who Killed Me
Eddie Murphy and himself, Norbit
Jim Carrey and the dog, The Number 23
Halle Berry and Bruce Willis, Perfect Stranger

Or the guys from Wild Hogs or Roger Bart and a power tool (Hostel Part II) or Jessica Alba and Ioan Gruffard (Fantastic Four) or Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker (Rush Hour 3) or Tobey Maquire and Kirsten Dunst/Bryce Dallas Howard (Spider-Man 3) or Gerard Butler and his CGI abs (300).

There. That was fun! :/