April 28, 2007

A Fictional Conversation Between Nic Cage's Hair Plugs


I present to you a fictional conversation between two of Nicolas Cage's hair plugs. Enjoy.

Hair Plug #1: I look ridiculous.

Hair Plug #2: Tell me 'bout it.

{fin}


(Did I convey the subtle fluctuations in human emotions there or not? I tried really hard to just get down to the nitty gritty and get to the heart of it.)

6 comments:

JA said...

God he's DISGUSTING. I can't even look at the previews for Next without wanting to wretch.

JA said...

Ahem. Make that "retch".

Also - very funny, Glenn.

J.D. Judge said...

Nic Cage has a heart?!?!

Paxton Hernandez said...

I can't fcking stand him! Gosh, why is he so famous?! After watching The Wicker Man remake I promised myself, I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever see a film of his again. Not a cent of this pocket is going to his millions. There.

RC said...

that was the best hair plug dialogue ever!

rural juror said...

someone needs to stop this hair from continuing its reign of terror! First it attacked Tom Hanks and now Nic Cage. Who's next?