So, i flicked on to this infomercial for Windsor Pilates and holy shit! It had Virginia Madsen endorsing it. And then Elle McPherson! And then Danny Glover! And then Melanie Griffiths, which wasn't as exciting. But then Patrick Duffy explained how it helped his GOLF SWING! Like, whoa, right?! That's amazing! Right? They said "Academy Award nominee Virginia Madsen"!!! WTF? For Melanie Griffith they had a bar down the bottom that just said "Working Girl, Mother", which I found amusing to no end.
So, OMG, upon further investigation, it turns out the two stars of The Mommies are these two women who are famous (were famous, perhaps?) for, um, being pregnant, I think. LOL.
Man. I really wanna watch that infomercial again. I swear I watched that thing, like, 500 times when it was in regular circulation. I'd stay up all night just mesmerised by it. It would end and start up all over again and I'd still be sitting there. I mean, you could COOK PASTA IN THE FREEZER WHILE WORKING OUT!?! How does that not fascinate you?!
Umm... so, it's 4am now. I need to go to sleep. If I can. I'm not even tired.
If that informercial was on right now I'd watch it so much.
PS; I'm not drunk, but I'd think I was if I were you.