March 20, 2007

The End of an Era

No, seriously. Chris Evans has been told by his publicist to not do any more shirtless photo sessions!!!!!! *grumbles* Apparently, the quote from VMan magazine goes "You don't want to end up pigeonholed as a beefcake." What.The.Fuck. That's absurd. Sure, he sort of is pigeonholed as a beefcake, but that's because he's a hot sexy beefcake and he looks good with his shirt off. Ugh. The absurtity of some people.

Also, it's good to read that some girls like his chest hair, because if none did he'd probably resort to that masculinity-stripping (er, that's a bad thing) act of waxing. Ugh. Keep the shirts off and the hair in place, Chris and you'll be around for a few more years. I can guarantee that.

Until next time, these pics that we get from Kenneth in the (212) should make y'all happy. They're not shirtless ones, of course, but I'm certain his publicist will forget about that silly ridiculous rule sooner rather than later.




Plus, it turns out Chris is actually an ectomorph like a lot of us (especially me! I swear I've been the same weight for five years) so there's hope for us all!

7 comments:

JA said...

NOOOOOO!!!!

As if I needed more proof that there is no god.

adam k. said...

God, look at his ARM in that last one. An ectomorph? Really? Where did you hear that?

What a beautiful and sexy man.

Kamikaze Camel said...

In the article he says he's actually a very skinny man and he has to work out every day or else he gets too skinny.

Kamikaze Camel said...

I should say he USED to be a very skinny man and if he doesn't work out etc...

adam k. said...

I didn't see anything about him in the article. But it did have some good tips for ectomorphs (I also am pretty skinny).

What is it about Chris Evans? I used to not care about him, but I'm starting to find him really REALLY hot.

Kamikaze Camel said...

No, the article from the magazine that these pictures were from!

It's because you're bored with all the plastic fantastic guys who wax themselves within an inch of their lives! Or, that's what it is with me anyway.

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