No, seriously. Chris Evans has been told by his publicist to not do any more shirtless photo sessions!!!!!! *grumbles* Apparently, the quote from VMan magazine goes "You don't want to end up pigeonholed as a beefcake." What.The.Fuck. That's absurd. Sure, he sort of is pigeonholed as a beefcake, but that's because he's a hot sexy beefcake and he looks good with his shirt off. Ugh. The absurtity of some people.
Also, it's good to read that some girls like his chest hair, because if none did he'd probably resort to that masculinity-stripping (er, that's a bad thing) act of waxing. Ugh. Keep the shirts off and the hair in place, Chris and you'll be around for a few more years. I can guarantee that.
Until next time, these pics that we get from Kenneth in the (212) should make y'all happy. They're not shirtless ones, of course, but I'm certain his publicist will forget about that silly ridiculous rule sooner rather than later.
Plus, it turns out Chris is actually an ectomorph like a lot of us (especially me! I swear I've been the same weight for five years) so there's hope for us all!