Just letting you guys know - cause I like to brag - that I totally WON The Gilded Moose's Prove Your Wit contest. Clearly, I rock and am better than... at least 85% of you.
I keed, I keed.
...It's probably only about 75%, but that's three quarters so I'm getting there! World domination here I come! ;-)
(Please note, this entry was done in jest, much like The Gilded Moose. Although y'all should be used to me talking like this. I seem to do it a lot)