November 28, 2006

Only in America...


Wait! This is a product of ENGLAND! Crikies, what are those Brit's smokin'? How can this randomly famous couple ('90s pop "sensation" Peter Andre and Katie "massive knockers" Price) do a cover version of an Academy Award-winning Disney song "A Whole New World" (from Aladdin) and actually release it along with this black and white mélange of a video clip. I sorta get the feeling that they're taking the piss out of everyone and that their entire existence (and fame) is gonna be one big episode of Punk'd - Britain! (not that it exists, but this is the catalyst for one, surely) and that they're going to fall back into the abyss that they came from (for Andre that would be a life of obscurity and steroids, for Jordan it would be breast implants and tacky frocks).

I also like to imagine that after "A Whole New World" they will actually make it a trend of covering Disney animated film duets and they will decide to do "Beauty and the Beast". Alas, they will both kill each other in the desperate battle over who is indeed the "beauty" and who is the "beast". TIME WILL TELL!!

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