Dear Stale Popcorn readers,
Incase y'all don't know, my name is Lindsay Lohan. You probably don't like me anymore, but Glenn is still madly in love. He has faith y'all, which is something you should totally find again. Please. Look, I was in that Robert Altman movie! That means something! I mean, I know Tara Reid was in Dr T and the Women, but that movie was shit and so is she. But, Companion is good. And I'm good in it. Trust me. I wouldn't lie to you like I do the magazines and tabloids. I'm in the upcoming Bobby and that movie where Jared Leto got really fat and bloated (I was not having sex with him at the time thank you, omg gross, right!!)
So, in case y'all don't know, it is two days until Glenn's birthday. I thought I'd send my love because of all the support he has given me over the last few years. He saw talent, althought not even he could justify those hilarious cherry pants in Get a Clue. What was the costume designer on that movie thinking?
So, anyway, two days y'all. Keep reading his blog, he's awesome. Oh, and go buy A Prairie Home Companion because it's out now on DVD. I sing! And I act! Plus, watch me share scenes with Meryl Streep and Woody Harrelson. They're awesome. I'm awesome. You're awesome. We're all awesome. 'cept paparazzi. And Hilary Duff. Don't even get me started on her. I don't really like Cam Diaz, either. And seriously Justin, sexy fuckin' left alright!
With Love,
La Lohan
PS; Two Days!!!!
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