October 7, 2007

Spot the Odd One Out!

I took an image from one of this year's horror flicks, the remake of The Hitcher, and made some text additions. I ask you, dear readers, what is the odd one out. The smooth and shiny (perhaps panteen!) hair? The tight-fitting brown singlet top? The mini denim skirt with fringe hem? The leather calf boots? Or...


THE MOSSBERG 500 CRUISER WITH PISTOL GRIP???!!!

Hmmm. That's a tough one doncha think? You can click the image and look at it a bit bigger if you're stuck on what the answer is.

And to think, the scene in which this moment takes place Sophia Bush (the woman in the image, whoever she is) was just inside a van that was leaking petrol and set alight, prompting it to explode into a big giant fireball with her inside. I like knowing that she, and her silky smooth shiny hair, managed to get out of that pesky situation with nary a scratch on her and that she had suddenly acquired the ability to fire and charge an assault rifle.

Also, the movie was sorta shit. That's all.

16 comments:

Rural Juror said...

This reminds me of another of my favorite, 'ridiculous actresses with guns' pictures,

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0181852/DT3-18479C.jpg.html

Kamikaze Camel said...

I always wanna have a little giggle when these women who weigh about five pounds fire these giant weapons and barely seem to flinch at the force of it. It's as if they're used to it. Like they're just tapping out a tic-tac or turning the hair dryer on.

Rural Juror said...

Plus, who thinks, 'We need a girl that can believably kick Sean Bean's ass.....how about that girl from One Tree Hill and John Tucker Must Die'?

Kamikaze Camel said...

Oh is that who she is? I never watched either of those things so I was clueless as to who she even was.

Rural Juror said...

There's a reason. I don't know if those things caught on over here in Australia.....but I wouldn't be surprised if they did NOT. Crap.

The Hitcher....phhhhh. Of course the genders are switched. I guess they didn't realize The Hitcher 2 already did this.

Kamikaze Camel said...

One Tree Hill was sort of thrown hap-hazardly around the schedule, but I was never interested so I didn't care.

John Tucker was skipped by me for very good reason.

Rural Juror said...

I'll apologize for America. Sorry we sent you those.

And you've given us so many good things. Koalas, Matt Corby....we must reciprocate

Kamikaze Camel said...

Matt Corby is evil and I still don't understand why/how you watch our Idol.

Rural Juror said...

I'm here for a few months and I got addicted.

Jacob Butler is an evil hobbit, actually. :)

I don't usually watch stuff like this I swear. I didn't watch anything starring Sophia Bush either.

Kamikaze Camel said...

So you're here NOW. I've been incredibly confused by you. I was never sure if you were Australian or American! I felt sort of ridiculous. Whereabouts are you?

also, I've said it before and I'll say it again, Jacob is a tool and I hate him!

Rural Juror said...

Sorry to confuse...I'm from America, but I'm studying here in Queensland for a semester. I'm kind of a pop culture sponge so I just kind of like knowing who Delta Goodrem is (she of the REALLY BORING MUSIC VIDEO where she sits in chairs), etc...

It's a great country, I must say. And I haven't even started all the trips I am taking around yet.

Kamikaze Camel said...

hahah, see on one and I think that video is dire crap and then on the other I think that video dire crap but also strangely fascinating - "what chair will she sit on next?" and then voila it turns out she's sitting on a hand or a curvy sponge!

Rural Juror said...

or the 'what dress will she wear next' game

beats the 'Watch us old men....we're dressed like school girls and act like lesbians' video by the Veronikas.

or the Ricki Lee video about how she's too hot for a guy wearing a beanie and a shirt covered in frogs.

Sorry...these all play at the gym all the time.

Kamikaze Camel said...

The guy in the Ricki Lee video is scoz central. Why they cast him I'll never know.

JAFO said...

couple points:

1) a Mossberg 500 is NOT a rifle.

2) please define "assault rifle". This ought to be entertaining.

Anonymous said...

That's a Mossberg 590, not a 500 you dumbass.