They're Here... again

Bloody Disgusting is reporting horrible horrible news. Read and weep folks. Read and fuckin' weep!

Word has come down from various confirmed sources that the once titled "Poltergeist: Kayeri" is now being retooled as a remake of the original film.

*cries like a baby*

Why have thy gods forsaken me? Is it because I had that dream about Robbie Williams last night? Cause if so - you're a cruel and horrible dude/lady/gelatenous blob.

I mean, have you even watched the original Poltergeist lately? It still feels as if it was released in 2006! Or at least 1996. Ugh.