I know it's slightly ironic for me to be saying this considering I talk non-stop a lot of the time, but I just wanted this movie to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! For, like, a minute. No dialogue. Please. Of course it was to not be. Instead we got two and a half hours of non-stop talking about crap. Crap that I didn't care about or understand. You'd think somebody who's just realised they're the blood relative of Jesus Christ would have a bit more of a reaction than Audrey Tautou's character does in this movie. Ugh. That dialogue was atrocious ("I'm going to splash some water on my face" or whatever that line was had me laughing though). Tom Hanks was really really bad, as was Paul Bettany. Still, it wasn't as bad as Freedomland.
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