Bangs!

Tom Cruise: "I TRIMMED MY BANGS WITH A FLOWBIE!"

Keri Russell: "Way to totally eff up my big blockbuster summer movie role, MAVERICK. I hate your stupid fucking girl bangs. I can't even look at you."

Jonathan Rhys Meyers: "Well, this is awkward."

Brilliant.


DON'T LOOK AT ALL THE BULGING VEINS IN MY NECK. I mean it. Don't look at them, Felicity. I will eat your placenta. I mean it.

Am I the only one who's mind, upon seeing Tom in that picture, immediately went to Olivia Newton-John in Grease? lol, probably. Tom is not the one that I want though. He's gross and weird and anyone who eats placentas and umbilical cords (because they're nutricious, obviously) is screwed up.