I'm sure most of you guys know I write for a street press called Forte writing music reviews and such. Well, today, I was flicking through the latest edition and noticed the following advertisement. The following sad, sorry, desperate advertisement. So, naturally, I scanned it in and am posting it on my blog! Apologies for the dodgy scanning job, but whatever. Until you see Vin Diesel advertised in a newspaper and scan it for the world to see you can't complain.
He's appearing at a nightclub called 21 Arms (appropriate considering his arms are the size of 21 real people) for some random unknown reason - has he reverted back to his old job as a bouncer? But, the worst part of it all is that he isn't even appearing at a Melbourne (ya know, second largest city in Australia) nightclub. No siree. He's appearing at a nightclub in freakin' BALLARAT! The town that takes, effectively, five short minutes to drive through (if the traffic's light) and, from my knowledge - i've been there several times - it's only known features are Sovereign Hill and some flower show they hold there. Oh, and some thing called the Eureka Stockade happened there :P
Anyway. If you are, for whatever reason, a huge Vin Diesel fan (*crickets*) then by all means head on down to 21 Arms on October the 6th (omg seven days before my birthday!) and, er, boogie down(?) Otherwise, mock Vin Diesel for all he's worth. The 'Rat is so lucky.