I'm fairly certain that at the Round Table of Hell Rachel Ray is a prominent member (Dakota Fanning is their leader aka Satan). I'm also fairly certain that she is responsible for worldwide famine and the destruction of third world economies. If Nate Berkis is Satan's interior designer then Rachel Ray is Satan's cook. Preparing delicious meals made out of the damned-for-all-eternity souls of human beings. She used to be a normal human being but somewhere along her path for WORLD DOMINATION Satan picked up on this trait and decided to take advantage. He now eat's 28 full coarse meals a day and of course... no repeats.*This entry was brought to you by PARR - People Against Rachel Ray. Join now, it's free for a limited time only.
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