You're All Invited!

Invited? Invited to what I hear you say. Well, duh, haven't you heard the news? Vince Colosimo proposed to me today. It was so romantic. We're going to have a short engagement and get married in mid-Spring. It's going to be so pretty. And his (Italian) parents are going to cater and it's going to be so nice. I love Vince and I know he loves me too.



...wait, what?