People in glass houses...

...shouldn't try and alter the history of the fucking planet! Ugh, this movie was absolutely horrible. With a blatant disregard for viewer sanity, this piece of non-sensical claptrap was unbearable. How did anybody get through this pathetic screenplay and realise it was worthy of being made? It's unfathomable. I highly doubt that Keanu Reeves could make sense of anything happening here. Speaking of Reeves, I know it's sort've pointless saying how bad his acting is, but my god! There are moments of absolute hilarity with her performance. Mindboggling, really. Besides all that stuff there is the fact that the filmmaking techniques here do not work.

Really though, the film just makes completely zero sense. Not one single moment. I did like Shohreh Aghdashloo, though. And it at least looks pretty. Shame about the complete lack of respect for it's viewers. D