That movie is truly awful, and that review is the best thing about it! I just think that review is hilarious. I can never read it enough.
One of the reasons that critics exist is to summarize films, in a clear and concise manner, so that you can make an educated decision as to whether or not to spend your hard earned cash on a ticket. So, in our absolutely crystal clear and concise manner: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever lkoit lli oine poiw. Quoe plaou flmk all twhs. Ee zajoxi lkwn mmoxin. Explosions? llzeni! Car chases? llzeni! Strong violence? llzeni! A story that makes no sense whatsoever? llzeni!! llzeni!! A man who so loves his son that he pumps him full of a prototype bio-mechanical weapon? llzeni!!
Brilliant. And he doesn't even go into the absurdity of the film's TITLE (Ecks and Sever don't actually fight one another. They in fact team up to defeat the bad guy).
God that movie was bad. I actually fell asleep for a minute or so through it. Although who knows because it moves from one thing to another so quickly. Aagh. Awful.